[Virago] What do elves learn in school?

["Gust Jenson" <gruby0375@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

The elf-abet

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the
ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel)

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe hoe hoe

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite

What kind of bird can write?
a pen-guin

What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
I'll have a boo Christmas without you....

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws!

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle

What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither! Candles always burn shorter!

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic

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Don't forget to leave milk and cookies out tonight,

Gust, in invigorating Wisconsin

 

 

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