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Today's lesson for those of you to who English is a second language. Medical
terms;




ARTERY..........................The study of paintings
BACTERIA......................Back door of a cafeteria
BARIUM.........................What doctors do when patients die
CAUTERISE....................Made eye contact with her
COMA............................A punctuation mark
CAESAREAN SECTION....A neighbourhood in Rome
DILATE..........................You live longer
ENEMA...........................Not a friend
FESTER..........................Quicken
FIBULA...........................A small lie
GENITAL........................Not a Jew
IMPOTENT.....................Distinguished, well known
LABOUR PAIN................Getting hurt at work
MEDICAL STAFF.............Doctor's walking stick
MORBID.........................A higher offer
NITRATE........................Cheaper than day rates
NODE............................Was aware of
OUT PATIENT.................A person who has fainted
PAP SMEAR....................A fatherhood test
PELVIS..........................A cousin of Elvis
RECOVERY ROOM...........Place to do upholstery
SECRETION...................Hiding something
SEIZURE........................Roman Emperor
TERMINAL ILLNESS........Throwing up in the airport
TUMOUR........................More than one
URINE...........................Opposite of 'you're out'
VARICOSE.....................Nearby
VEIN.............................Conceited
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